Spells Draco Patronus Draco Malfoy Love Story Umbridge. I can’t hold it anymore!” Harry screamed as he ran for the door. “Hem, hem,” Umbridge began. close He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named came to destroying their world. “No, Malfoy I don’t! There is that fic in which harry is whipped by umbridge and snape saves him and takes him to Dumbledore, but I can't seem to find it, does anyone knows what it's called? It hurt so much that he could tell he was bleeding. Press question mark to learn the rest of the keyboard shortcuts. 1) She believes in extremely harsh, severe, and cruel punishments. Please take your seat. “What are you going to do?” Crabbe asked. He also clasped every part of his cloak to hide his skirt again today. “Here, Draco take some gloves and put your fingers in his ass,” Blaise directed. Harry stuck his tongue in her hole. Via Hp-lexicon.org. Harry lied down on his back on the carpet while they fought over who should be first to take a crap in his mouth. Exactly What It Says on the Tin.Somewhere during his childhood, Harry Potter turned into a dragon, but since no-one seemed to notice or care, he assumed that it was just something normal that . The rest of Crabbe’s piss streamed down Harry’s hair and face as he tried to dislodge the dick from inside him. I couldn’t pee with a hard-on,” he said right before he shoved his dick back in and relieved himself inside Harry’s previously virgin hole. “You said he also likes to eat poop too, right?”. Blaise did as she said and fed that one to Harry as well. He was so relieved. Someone else spelled lube inside his hole so Goyle wouldn’t be hurt by his unprepared tightness. But since Mr. Malfoy here is the leader of the Inquisitional Squad, he gets to go first.” Umbridge smiled at them all. If he thought the outside of her ass was bad, the inside tasted completely of shit. He kept writing anyway. Harry hoped he wouldn’t get an infection. Harry was in shock. No, I really hate umbridge and don't care for this ship, but I don't appreciate you saying stuff like that! We are not yet done tonight,” she said, motioning for him to sit down. “Hey Goyle, hold still,” Malfoy suddenly said, pointing his wand at the boy. He thankfully did not need to go to the loo and didn’t want anything disturbing that. The blond stopped in his tracks. Harry blacked out again. Malfoy spread his cheeks again, getting Harry ready for his other friend. As the group left, Malfoy thought of something. When it was all over, Harry was only able to get out an “I-I’m sorry” through his snot and tears. Answer (1 of 6): This is the first time I'm writing a mini fanfic, hope you enjoy! I have all the potions we need right here. That woman is insane!” Harry explained. Immediately after he opened the door, he saw his little desk was already set up with paper and bloodquill. Potions and Snitches :: Snape and Harry Gen Fanfiction Archive. “Get back to your lines Mr. Potter. And you need me to teach you a lesson. Though you do seem ungrateful. I personally think this is a very hot fanfic and out of the few scat Harry Potter fanfics in the Internet, this is the best I read so far. Something ripped inside of him. Suddenly Umbridge pulled Harry up by his ear and kicked him in the balls. “Enjoying that a bit much, are we Potty? He looked to be around McGonagall's age. “Yes?” She asked after a good two minutes. “Well, I suppose we can get back to your punishment, if you promise to be good-”, “But we’ll have to change your punishment a bit. Harry turned the handle in desperation, but it wouldn’t give. She looked him in the eyes and demanded he lick it up as best he could. “Alright, then can I have some gloves? “You think we can fit any more in there?” Malfoy asked no one in particular. luciablack123. “Now be a good toilet and swallow down your own filth.” When he didn’t, she plugged his nose. Then there was a sound. "Professor Umbridge - it's illegal." But Umbridge took no notice. “There, now shit will be all you can smell, be grateful it was mine,” she said, getting up. What else should you do?” She asked. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. His hole was directly above Harry’s stretched out one. “I don’t even know why I’m helping you with this. The story details the events set into motion when one Severus Snape is given care of Harry Potter after the abusive and neglectful treatment by the Dursleys is uncovered. He heard it before he smelled it, but the moment it hit his nostrils, his eyes flew open and he tried to jerk away. “Hey, his mouth’s taken!” Goyle stupidly observed. The actress behind Fleur Delacour is Clémence Poésy, a French model and actress.That explains Fleur's accent!She appears in 'Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire' and both parts of 'Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows,' but that's not all she's done. “Yeah like yours smells any better,” Malfoy joked with her. “Well, it doesn’t appear that it fixed it completely. How was he ever going to have a relationship with anyone if they could see his bum like this? This compendium showcases EVERY character ever mentioned in the Harry Potter books, films and play: the good, the bad and the misunderstood. With more than 700 entries, this book is packed from cover to cover! It's not a LIE!" Harry yelled. All of them with Potter's face and name on it in big letters. Why don’t you get on the floor like yesterday,” she said before transfiguring the chair and bringing Harry a piece of parchment and the bloodquill. “Okay boys and girls, I think that’s enough for tonight. Umbridge attempts to Crucio Harry into giving her information.----- Follow my Facebook Page! “Well, it seems I tore some of the delicate membrane of his colon. “If you’re going to treat my office like a toilet, I’m going to treat you like a toilet. “Alright Goyle, you can piss in there,” Malfoy said. Maybe something else will.” She grabbed the cup of his piss in her hand and brought it over to him. “Eww he does what?” Said one of the girls with her hand clamped tight on her nose. “It even says you’re a toilet! After about thirty minutes of shaking and holding his bladder, nature took over and released it for him. He got to his knees and opened his mouth, glaring at Malfoy the whole time. She had enjoyed every second of the punishment her students had inflicted on the boy up to this point. They all took turns holding Harry’s hole open and fisting shit into Harry’s ass. “Do you need help? She got up out of her chair. The contents were brown and yellow with little brown chunks. Nan has decided to teach her abusive husband Kyle a lesson. Professor Dolores Jane Umbridge, simply known as Dolores Umbridge, is a major antagonist in the Harry Potter franchise, serving as the main antagonist of the 2003 book Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix and its 2007 film adaptation of the same name, and a major antagonist in the 2007 book Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows and its separate 2010-2011 two-part film adaptations of the . Should I ask them?”, “NO! Harry could really smell the shit now and it hurt his nose too. “Yes. That’s where we’ve been Shoving in shit. Harry had detention with Umbridge every day that week. They’d spill the beans to anyone who would listen. From the hit series Modern Family, all Phils words of wisdom from the book , Phil's-osophy “Haha, he’ll be pregnant with a shit baby!” laughed Pansy. She knew that there was also a potion that would heal a colon specifically. He was worried that everyone was going to smell shit on his breath from the night before. The Ministry is concerned about the quality of. What else were you planning on doing in there? The teachers are reaching the end of their sanity, the houses are going to break into a full-out war at any moment, and Umbridge has a smile that screams evil. “You mean we can put shit up his asshole?”. It’s so hard to keep a secret in this place. Let someone else have a turn” Pansy said climbing on top of Harry’s face as Malfoy got up. I have seen only three fanfics where Umbr. I think I ate something bad at breakfast this morning or something,” he replied. “It felt so good that I got hard. Oh, no I didn't! “There we go.”. That’s when they smelled it. “I think it’s my breath ma’am, you know, from earlier.” He hoped she didn’t look at the floor. Anthony and Julie fall in love. Just as their relationship heats up, someone enters the picture and derails the progress. This story tells of how true love can endure the heartbreaks of time. "Here, have some more. He had to go to the bathroom now! Oh man, the wizarding world is doomed if they have a toilet as their savior,” he laughed. "Umbridge is evil" is one of the few things everybody in the Harry Potter fandom agrees with. You need to clean me thoroughly. Did she even wipe after using the bathroom? “My my, Mr. Potter. I mean he’s still in his detention?” Blaise asked. *Harry Potter fanfic. “Not just my office, but everywhere. With the addition of new enemies at Hogwarts, Ellie strugg... Book 5 of When Myths Meet Magic. Severus and Minerva also looked at then turned to Harry. Harry had just finished swallowing down Malfoy’s and now another turd was being shat in his mouth. In the end there is a small section of people going to the future. Things changed when you casted your Patronus, you happiest memory blew your mind. I’ve read this on AO3. This fanciful, original collection for readers of all ages features arithmetic puzzles, logic problems related to crime detection, and logic and arithmetic puzzles involving King Arthur and his Dogs of the Round Table. It's written in Russian by d88 and Sky Lynx.. It's written in Russian. You’re fisting him? She had always been smiling. This thoroughly revised edition includes updated essays on cultural themes and literary analysis, and its new essays analyze the full scope of the seven-book series as both pop cultural phenomenon and as a set of literary texts. According to Rita Skeeter, Miss Granger had been in a relationship with Harry Potter as well as Victor Krum. Severus has saved Harry's life one too many times and the bond has formed, beyond anyone's power to dissolve. "No!" shrieked Hermione. He says he can’t help it so I gave him a diaper. There's "Their Adventures Made Known," "Harry Potter and the Presently Past Read the Books," although that one has Lily and James there in ghost form, and you (bkaddictjk) wouldn't like it, as it's a Harmony fic. Draco stepped toward Harry. “A mediwizard? He couldn’t turn around. Well I have a better idea. “You filthy little boy! He held it pointing to the floor and was just about to whisper the spell when Umbridge said, “What’s that smell?”. Was it a lie when you said you had already gone to the bathroom, or are you just incontinent?”, “It was true, I swear! “OOOWWWwwww! There was so much. "Now, time to make you big arse bright red." There was a hint of excitement in Umbridge's tone and she produced a large paddle. Harry had detention with Umbridge every day that week. 'Erimentha Parker's To Do List' follows the story of a young, ambitious girl and her struggle with one of the greatest hardships for schoolchildren: bullying. Blaise told him to put three fingers of each hand up to the second knucle in Harry’s ass. This Black Quill was a dark magical object used as a torture device. But first please remember that none of what we have done here tonight leaves this room. She had been watching quietly from behind her desk for a while now. All the Horcruxes are gone, except for Nagini. The taste was the worst part. “I’m sorry,” he said. Was. Everyone watched as Harry began writhing on the carpet beneath him. Crabbe stuck his dick in Harry’s mouth first, leaving Goyle without anywhere to pee. I don’t just have to pee this time and I really want to avoid making any kind of mess on your beautiful carpet. Harry managed to hold it until his detention was over. He could feel this scar appear on his right butt cheek. 5 Dolores Umbridge Gets Gang Raped by Centaurs. Severus has saved Harry's life one too many times and the bond has formed, beyond anyone's power to dissolve. “Um, today I learned not to, um, not to make a mess in your office,” he said, trying to stop crying. This fanfic contains examples of: Adaptational Heroism:. She had also studied in the medical field for a while before working for the ministry. This may be a bit bumpy,” he said as the turd slid into Harry’s hole a little and stopped. When it turned into a slow trickle and stopped, Harry put his head on his hands and cried on the miniature desk. “Alright let’s see if this toilet works,” he said, before slowly releasing a turd. He wiped his mouth with toilet paper and flushed. “Ow stop, it’s starting to hurt now!” He said as the girl’s shit was being pushed further into his nasal passages, sliding past the delicate skin there. 'In Search of Harry Potter' is an extraordinary travel book in which the author takes the reader to London, the West Country, Lancashire and Scotland to explore all the places that have become part and parcel of the Harry Potter mythology. Harry did his lines for another hour and with Harry’s back turned to his work; he didn’t see Umbridge place a quick curse on him. Goyle stilled and came. After almost everyone had peed inside Harry one way or another, Malfoy had an even better idea. “I, er, didn’t have to go then.” It was true. “This is usually used for wounds on the outside of the body, so we are going to need to alter the potion slightly so it knows where we want healed. “It still hurts,” Harry cried. Then another. Potions and Snitches. The first day he had to use a bloodquil, writing "I must not tell lies" over and over for hours. It. Goyle started pushing his giant fist in Harry’s hole and the large amount of shit started moving. If you've ever stood speechless as someone called you a talentless squib, a worthless git or a filthy mudblood, this is the book for you! And she did that for a couple of reasons. If the whole school were to find out about Mr. Potter’s tendencies, well I’m afraid he would scare the other children.”. . “Hem hem, Mr. Potter. Harry stood up too. “Yes, Mr. Potter. I have no idea why this is happening!”, “I know why this is happening. “But first,” Umbridge waved her wand and transfigured a disposable diaper from a handkerchief. She grabbed his chin and forced his jaw open. “Hmm, I think that one hasn’t sunk in enough. Thus we can at last put to rest the idea that Haphne is Harry/Draco for straight people. You still poop and pee your pants?” Malfoy asked, pointing out the scarification on Harry’s backside. When the shit reached its second barrier they stopped. Of course shit’s supposed to go there!” Malfoy laughed. Categories: Teacher Snape > Professor Snape, Healer Snape. After she was done, she turned Harry around to face the rest of the mess he left. “Umm, I guess usually a pain reliever potion would be first, but, well…can we skip that one? For now all I can really say is maybe. Even the Slythrine's were getting fed up although, granted they didn't show it as much as everyone else. He saw it then his mother and love, as they went for harry declares war on umbridge fanfic idea of controlling elemental magic, plus read the. Fudge, who supported Harry and ended up being the most successful Minister in history. Umbridge told him that he could leave. In fact Harry could see a small smile on her lips. Please,” Harry pleaded. I’m sorry you have to go through that. "Cedric's death was a tragic accident," replied Umbridge in a sweet, girly voice thay sounded slightly annoyed. She raised her wand. “Alright, that’s enough. It was too small and barely covered his bum and penis. You see, Dolores, I must not tell lies. Riddle would have rolled his eyes had it not been an uncultured and plebeian action. 'We j--j--just did what P--P--Professor Dumbledore told us t--t--to do.' Umbridge straightened up, "That can wait, we'll be hearing Potter's. Shit. Could he remove them with magic or were they like the one on his forehead? “AAaahh! A drink to wash it down?” Harry nodded quickly, gratefully. Eventually Umbridge told him to stop and asked if he would like some tea or biscuits. It lasted a while, then the boy’s eyes rolled up into his head and he passed out. ( Log Out / Without thinking, Harry stuck out his tongue, preparing to lap up the brown and the little chunks sticking to the carpet. A half-blood who resented both halves. I’ll come right back and finish my lines after I’m done.”, Umbridge just looked at him for a while and asked, “You said you didn’t just need to pee. Umbridge then told Harry to get on his hands and knees and transfigured his chair into a small desk with legs only a foot in height. “Okay, open that mouth of yours. Malfoy was looking underneath him, watching Harry eat his shit. "The Cruciatus Curse out to loosen your tongue," said Umbridge quietly. Harry refused. He put on his cloak and did up every clasp so nobody would be able to tell that Harry Potter was wearing a skirt. “I guess it’s my turn,” said Blaise. “Why don’t you deposit your waste in his other hole?” asked Umbridge. He grinned 'Oh shut up' All of those detentions were the same. Malfoy got on his knees and undid the straps holding Harry’s diaper together. “Oh geez Potter, way to be a drama queen!” Pansy joked. Via Wikimedia Commons. Was. Umbridge raised an eyebrow, "Are you asking for another strike from my whip Mr. Potter? T give treat my office like a toilet as their savior, ” he replied took over released! 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